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ONCE UPON A TIME....
THERE WAS A PLANET
WHICH WAS CALLED
THE SCENE.
THERE LIVED MANY
HAPPY PEOPLE ON IT
BUT OUR LITTLE STORY
IS ABOUT ONE SMALL
ISLAND OF THAT LARGE
WORLD...............
THIS WAS ONE OF THE
LOVELIEST ISLANDS
OF THE HUGE PLANET
THERE LIVED A DOCTOR
ON THIS ISLAND,WHO
HAD JUST INVENTED AN
EXPERIMENTAL DEVICE.
THE DEVICE WAS A NEW
KIND OF POWER PLANT,
CAPABLE TO PRODUCE
SO MUCH ENERGY, THAT
IT WOULD SATISFY ALL
THE ISLANDS NEEDS.
BUT....
THERE WAS A PROBLEM.
THE PROBLEM WAS,THAT
THE DEVICE MIGHT NOT
WORK YET,BECAUSE
THE DOCTOR HAD NOT
TESTED IT BEFORE....
BUT ONE DAY, THE
ISLANDS COMMANDER
COMMANDED OUR DOCTOR
TO USE THIS DEVICE,
BECAUSE COMMANDERS
NEW HARD DRIVE WAS
UNABLE TO OPERATE...
SO, OUR DOCTOR HAD
NO CHOISE,BUT TO
WATCH THE COMMANDER
PRESSING THE BUTTON.
THE DEVICE WORKED...
EVEN TOO WELL...
THE WHOLE ISLAND WAS
NUKED AWAY.
NOT ALL OF THEM DIED
ZUM OF THEM SURVIVED
THEY REBUILD THE
ISLAND AND BUILD
NEW HOUSES AND ROADS
AND SO ALL LOOKED AS
BEFORE......BUT.....
NOTHING WAS THE SAME
THE DOCTOR HAD TAKEN
A BIG DOSE OF
WEIRD RADIATION, AND
SO HAD ALL THE OTHER
SURVIVORS.
THE CITIZENS BRAIN
ACTIVITY TRANSFORMED
AND THEY ALL BECOME
A BIT WEIRD...
AND THE CITIZENS
RENAMED THE ISLAND
AS
THE
AIIIEEEEE!!!!!
TFF PRODUCTIONS
PRESENTS THE FIRST
PRODUCTION FROM
US, CALLED :
- T.I.L.T. -
(THE INCREDIBLE
LAMER TRAP)
RELEASED : 36.WEEK
THIS WRITER
CONSISTS OF THESE:
THE FUNNY CREDITS!
THE FEW SURVIVORS!
HAPPY ADDRESSES!
JOLLY GREETINGS!
THE CREDITS:
CODE ---- DR.BLITZ
GFX ---- KPT.CYNSY
ROCK LOBSTER
MUSIC --- BEATHAWK
GURUBOX FLASHING
COMMANDER Z
THE SURVIVORS
IN FINLAND ARE :
DR.BLITZ
KPT. CYNSY
CMDR.Z
ROCK LOBSTER
BEATHAWK
BEHOLDER
PROTOPLASM
TACHTAL
THE FUN FACTORY
NEEDS MORE WORKERS
SO IF YOU THINK
YOU WOULD LIKE TO
JOIN US, THEN DO
NOT WASTE YOUR
TIME, AND JOIN
THE
FUN
FACTORY
PRODUCTIONS
4 JOINING,WRITE TO
THIS ADDRESS :
DR.BLITZ / TFF
TANHUANTIE 13
36200 KANGASALA
FUNLAND!
OR CALL ME :
+ 358 31 770 417
OCH ASK 'KIMMO'!
FOR SWAPPING,WRITE
ONE OF THESE ADDYS
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TACHTAL
TUOMAANKUJA 4
69950 PERHO
FUNLAND!
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BEHOLDER
VUORENMAANRIN. 34B
60220 SEINAJOKI
FUNLAND!
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DR.BLITZ
TANHUANTIE 13
36200 KANGASALA
FINELAND
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COMMANDER Z
UHTUANKUJA 9
36200 KANGASALA
FUNLAND!
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THAT WAS ALL!!
AND NOW FOR THE
OFFICIAL T.F.F.
--GREETINGS!--
ACUME, ADDICTS,
ADZE, AGIMA,
ANCHORY SISTERS,
ALCATRAZ, ATOMIC
BASTARDS, BEAST
CELESTIAL,CENTURA
CIRCLE, CALIBRA,
CRACK INC.
CRIME DEVILS,
CURARE, CULTURE
CYBORX, DEADLINE
DESTINY, DEVILS
DICTATORS, DAI,
EON, ESG-242,
EQUINOX, EXOTIQUE,
FIRE CREW,GENOCIDE
GOTHIC, GRACE,
INFINITE FRONTIERS
KLONDYKE,
LEADER PRODUCTIONS
LIVE ACT, LSD,
LUNATICS,
MIDNIGHT SUN
ORIENT, PARADISE,
PARAGON,PARALLAX
PARALYSIS
QUARTZ, SECT
SILENTS, SOUNDWAVE
THE DARK DEMON
STELLAR,SUBMISSION
VIXEN, WIZZAT,
ZEROLINE
THAT WAS ALL FOR
THIS TIME! IF YOUR
NAME WAS MISSING,
YOU SHOULD CONTACT
US IMMEDIATELY!!
AND THAT WAS ALL!!
NOW JUST READ THE
SCROLL DOWN THERE!
HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY!
DO NOT WORRY, LOAD A FUN FACTORY PRODUCTION !
SADNESS IS TRAITORISM !
WORSHIP THE FUN FACTORY PRODUCTIONS!!
ZON - FUCK OFF YOU UNHAPPY BASTARD!
WE NEVER WORRY.
HAPPY GFX ARTISTS ARE WORSE THAN PLAGUE!!
THE FACTORY IS ON...AND NOBODY CAN STOP US!
THE CURE FOR SADNESS IS THE FUN FACTORY OR A HAPPY PILL!!
CRYING MAKES PEOPLE DROWN.
FILLED VECTORS MAKE YOU SAD.
YOU DOWN WIT T.F.F.!
HANGOVER IS FUN, WHEN YOU HAVE US.
ICH KOM! IT'S THE FUN FACTORY! SBRUID! SUBER ORGASM!
SPURID SPRUIT SBRUID SBRUIT ! No voi vittu...meni pervoks...
WE ARE THE FUN FACTORY PRODUCTIONS (TFF)
. . . . . . . . . .......AAAAIIIEEEE.... W E M A D E I T ...... AT LAST...THIS PRODUCTION IS FINISHED TO BE THE F I R S T PRODUCTION OF THE FUN FACTORY PRODS. COOL...... WE STAYED AWAKE MANY NIGHTS BECAUSE OF MAKING THIS PRODUCTION...ACTUALLY, IT IS NOW HALF TO FIVE AT THE MORNING... SADLY, THIS IS A VERY POOR FONT...IT HAS NOT MUCH MARKS, AND EVEN THE NUMBERS ARE SOMEWHERE...BUT WE WILL HAVE TO SURVIVE. OF COURSE WE WILL. HAHAHHA....OKAY, WE WILL CONTINUE WITH THIS PRODUCTION TOMORROW, LIKE, CHANGING THE COLORS AND WRITING MORE SCROLL...AND WE ALSO HAVE TO FILL THE WRITER UP THERE. THANK GOD IT HAS NUMBERS AND THAT KIND OF STUFFS IN IT...FOR NOW...GOOD NIGHT...WE ARE TIRED...BUT HAPPY...HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY, EVEN AT NIGHT..... OKAY, NOW WE ARE GONE. DR.BLITZ AND KPT.CYNSY OF TFF. SEE YOU AFTER TEN HOURS OR LATER............................ AND NOW IT IS THE NEXT DAY...ONLY HALF AN HOUR TILL MIDNIGHT...SO, SOON IT IS AGAIN A NEW DAY. BUT NOW, LET ME TELL YOU, THAT WE NEED MORE GFX ARTISTS. GOOD ONES. AS YOU ALL MIGHT KNOW, WE ARE A VERY NEW TEAM, BUT I CAN TELL YOU, THAT WE ARE NOT GOING TO DIE SOON. ALMOST ALL OF OUR MEMBERS HAVE GOT BORED, BECAUSE THEIR OLDER GROUPS HAVE DIED FOR SOME STUPID REASON, AND NO TEAM USUALLY HAVE SURVIVED OVER A YEAR. HOPEFULLY WE DO. OKAY, NOW I WILL STOP TALKING SERIOUS THINGS...AND I WILL ALSO STOP WRITING FOR NOW, TOMORROW I GONNA DO SOME FUNKY BULLSHIT WITH KPT. CYNSY... COMMANDER Z HAS ESCAPED TO LAND...HE HAS EXPERIENCED HORRIBLE THINGS. WHEN HE WAS A KID, HIS MOTHER PUT HIM IN A PLASTIC BAG AND CARRIED HIM ALL OVER KANGASALA...AND HE HAD ONLY ONE TOY...FIRMLY NAILED TO THE FLOOR. I AM SURE YOU DO UNDERSTAND HIS TROUBLES.......OKAY, THAT WAS ALL FROM DR.BLITZ...FOR NOW...AND KPT.CYNSY SHALL CONTINUE. . . . . . . .. ....POJJAAAT MA TAIDAN KIRJOITTAA SCROLLIA. SO THERE WAS SOME FACTS ABOUT OUR COMARADES CHILDHOOD NOW I SHOULD FIX THE LOGO UP THERE BUT... JAKSAA INTE. WRITING SCROLL IS FUCKING DIFFCULT WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY, MAYBE I SHOULD STOP NOW. KPT OUT...VOI VITUN KOO PEE TEE...TAAS MUN ON P A K K O TYPINGGATA JOTAIN TOUGHIA... YES, IT IS THE DOC. HERE AGAIN...COMRADE EH, COMMANDER Z IS IN SCHOOL...HOHOHOH...UHUI...AND HE IS GOING TO STAY THERE FOR A LONG TIME...BUT TOMORROW WE HAVE A LONGER DAY WITH KPT.CYNSY...GEE...NOW I AM GOING TO TELL YOU, THAT HOW IT IS POSSIBLE TO GET EVERYTHING OUT FROM YOUR GFX ARTIST...YOU NEED SOME OF THESE TOOLS. A BELT, A KNIFE, A CLUB, A BRUSH, A VACUUM CLEANER OR SOMETHING SIMILIAR. THEN YOU SAY TO THE GFX ARTIST, THAT HE SHOULD DO A FONT. OR A LOGO. IF HE DISAGREES OR STARTS DOING LOUSY JOB, USE ONE OF YOUR ITEMS, LIKE, IF YA GOT THE BELT, WHIP HIM. IF THE GFX ARTIST TRIES TO DO SOME OPPOSITION, YOUR SHOULD HIT M U C H H A R D E R . IF THAT WONT DO, YOU JUST CALL ANOTHER CODER TO HELP YOU. I DO LIKE THIS WITH COMMANDER Z. IT WORKS. ALWAYS. YOU CAN ASK KPT.CYNSY IF YOU DONT BELIEVE WHAT I TELL YOU. I DONT KNOW, THAT DOES THIS WORK WITH MUSICIANS, BUT IT SURE IS INEFFECTIVE AGAINST CODERS. SO DONT WASTE YOUR TIME TRYING TO WHIP CODERS, BECAUSE WE CAN TAKE THE PAIN, BUT YOU CANNOT. HAHAHAHAHA. OOPS...MISSSATTIIN TAAS...KAPU WANTS TO WRITE SOMETHING. DO NOT BELIEVE WHAT HE SAYS. HE IS PROPABLY LYING..... BELIEVE OR NOT..I AM GOING TO TELL HOW TO ACT WIT CODER WHO DOES NOT OR CANNOT MAKE A ROUTINE... ALL YOU NEED IS ABOUT A METER LONG ROPE, TIE IT INTO CODERS NECK AND PULL UNTIL THE ROUTINE IS READY. DISADVANTAGES OF THIS SYSTEM IS THAT YOU MIGHT PULL TOO HARD...SO BE CAREFUL, A DEAD CODER IS A LOUSY CODER. BUT I BLAME SWAPPERS ABOUT EVERYTHING, BECAUSE THEY ALLWAYS WANT NEW PRODUCTIONS... JOO, DR.BLITZ IS HERE AGAIN. I DONT BLAME SWAPPERS, BCOZ I SWAP TOO. HEHE...I ALWAYS WANT NEW PRODUCTIONS AND SO I HAVE TO CODE THEM....HOHOH...UHUI.....HHOHO...VILL DU HA POTATIS..HIHIIH...TFF GOING MAD...SPRUID...OOPSS..... OKAY...HERE IS TEN EARLY WARNING SIGNS FROM ULTIMATE LAMERISM. ONE..IF THE NAME IS ZON THE TAKATUKKA. TWO..IF MCGYVER IS HIS ABSOLUTE IDOL. THREE..HE LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY WITHOUT HIS GLASSES. FOUR...HE LOOKS STUPID EVEN WITH THEM... FIVE...HE SMELLS BAD... SIX...HE THINKS HE IS TOP FIVE GFX ARTIST, BUT HE CANT DRAW A THING. SEVEN..HE TRIES TO THREATEN TEAMS LIKE THIS....IF YOU DO NOT USE THE LOGO I MADE FOR YOU, I WILL SPREAD SOME NASTY RUMOURS ABOUT YOU.... EIGHT..IF HE IS THIRTEEN YEARS OLD KID NINE.. HE TRIES TO JOIN EVERY POSSIBLE TEAM, BUT NOBODY WANTS HIM.. TEN...SO HE BUILD HIS OWN TEAM CALLED SPECRTLA, OR SOMETHING ELSE WITH THE SAME LETTERS...WE GOT A LIVING EVEDENT FROM THIS...IF YOU WANNA MORE INFO, CONTACT US... OKAY.....HEHE...KPT.CYNSY IS SOON SIXTEEN, AND WE GOT A BIIIG PARTY...EVERYONE IS WELCOME... L O T S OF HEINEKEN...AND LOTS OF OTHER BOOZE MARKS...THE DATE IS...THE ELEVENTH DAY OF SEPTEMBER....CONTACT US FOR MORE INFO. YARE ALL WELCOME. GEE...MAYBE I MIGHT WRITE SOME PERSONAL MESSAGES, BUT I DONT WANT TO...BCOZ NOBODY WANTS TO READ THEM. ONLY THOSE WHO ARE MY CONTACTS...VITUN PASKA KU TAAS VIITTIS KIRJOITTAA JOTAIN KIIHOITTAVAA..SPRUIT..OHO..VOI VITTU...AHEM...ALLRIGHT...WE WILL QUIT NOW, BECAUSE WE THINK HERE IS ENOUGH SHIT FOR YA. JUST READ ALL AGAIN IF YOU WANT. BUT WE WILL CONTINUE WRITING MORE IN OUR NEXT PRODUCTION...DONT NOW WHAT IT IS...COMRADE IS PROPABLY GOING TO DO A INTRO...HE WANTS TO.....HEY, DID I WRITE COMRADE AGAIN...I DID...MISS...COMMANDER I MENT...PHEW, KPT.CYNSY IS CALLED KAPU AND COMMANDER Z IS CALLED COMRADE. SO YOU JUST REMEMBER THAT TO UNDERSTAND OUR SCROLLS. I AM JUST DR.BLITZ OR BLITZI OR DOCTOR...SHIT, AGAIN WE HAVE SOME PROBLEMS IN QUITTING THE SCROLL, SO HERE WE GO............. . . . . . . . . . .